In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth he populated it with Broccoli, cauliflower,spinach,green red and yellow vegetables of all kind so that we could live long and healthy lives.
Using Gods great gifts Satan created krispy creme donuts and Jerry's Ice cream. We then gained 10 pounds and Satan smiled.
God then created healthy yogurt so women could keep what men liked to look at. Satan brought white flour and sugar and women went from a size 6-14. and satan smiled.
So god said "Try my Fresh green salad" and Satan invented Thousand Island dressing and buttery croutons. So we unfastened our belts and kept on gaining
God then said "I have sent you olive oil to cook the fish in and satan Brought forth deep fried fish and country fried steak.We then gained more weight cholesterol went through the roof. and Satan smiled.
God then created a white fluffy cake called "angel food" Satan created and dark chocolate cake called it"Devil's Food"
God then created lean beef and Satan created Mcdonalds We then went into cardiac arrest!
God Sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery,,,,
and then Satan created Obama Health Care!